Zubaida Apa Very Funny Text SMS in Urdu

‘Aik baar zubeeda apa punjabi aur pathan jarahay they
Key rastay mein achanak aik bhoot aya wo bhola
ke agar tm log samandar me kuch aisa penko ke wo main dhoond na sakoo to main tum logo ko zinda chor dunga
agar nahi to mardalo ga Panjabi ne apna watch pehenka bhoot dhoond kar le aya aur usay mar dia
pathan ne apni chadar bhoot ne dhonda aur usay bee mardala
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Zubeeda apa ne desprin penki wo pani mein hul ho gae aur bhoot usay dhoond nahi paya aur usay zinda chor dia’