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2 Line Funny SMS

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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Aap se thori si help chahye..
Mai ksi ko 9th Clas ka Math prha rha hn.
Mjy bs ye bta do plz k agr hm Quadrtic
Formula use krty hue ’0′ ko equivalent len
aur Variable ka Square Rot nkal kr usko
Integrate kren to jo ansr aye usko rplace
Equation me put kr k Evaluate kren aur
Cnstnt ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nkal kr
Graph Paper pr plot kren to kya
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us paper ka “Jahaz” bn jaye ga??:p:p