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BIMARI in bollywood style:- . 1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER . 2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEART ATTACK. . 3BIMARI in bollywood style:-
You are in a boat in middle of river. You have two candles & have to light any one candle. You don't have anything with you in the boat to light them up. How to do it?
Wife rings at work and says "The windows are all frozen. What should I do?" Husband replied "Pour some warm water on them, but make sure it's not too hot or they will crack".
But i will be with my father, so if i have failed in one subject say "Muslim says Asalam o Alaikum"