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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire! One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
Best Shayari on Facebook Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai, apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai, pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
Wife rings at work and says "The windows are all frozen. What should I do?" Husband replied "Pour some warm water on them, but make sure it's not too hot or they will crack".