Short Funny Quotes for Friends and Facebook Status

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt