Monday Morning Funny Quotes and Pictures SMS

Monday-Morning

“If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes”

“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?”

“I’ve come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days [each].”

“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”

Mondays will not be hard if you love your work. If Mondays are hard, perhaps, you need to do a second thinking.

“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” »Garry Moll

“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.” »Jarod Kintz

“Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

“Freak out cause its monday again.”

“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”

“I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday”

“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” »David Dweck

“If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”

“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.H.” » Allen Smith