Latest Bakra Eid Funny SMS Msg Joke in Urdu and Hindi

Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 500 Rs.
Customer: Itna sasta
Salesman: China ka hai….
Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de

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Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye,
Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,

Sare mob network jaam ho jayen
Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye…

“EID Mubarak“

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Everyone Sent U
Tradition Words About
Eid But I m The Fist One
To Send U
“MEAT MUBARAK”
And
Keep On Eating
Different Dishes
On This Season …

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Aata nahi Nazar kuch bhi Siwaye Eid

Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko

Bus Mere Pass Hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid

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Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Mera Dil Dokhanay Wale

Bin Bataye Tm Kahan Chalay Gaye Ho

Ab To Mere Khawabon Mein Bi Bus Tum He Atay Ho

Agar Tum Is Eid Pr Na Aye

To Mera Kia Banay Ga?

Main Kis Tarah Ye Eid Guzaron Ga?