Latest Collection of New Hindi Funny SMS in Urdu Jokes Funny Messages for Friends.
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 cigarette se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
HR Head addressing employees:
This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve.
One of the Employees: What is that?
HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, “Ghanta Milega!”
Boy to Girl:
Tumhare age kiy hai?
Girl: 19 years
Boy: Tumne toh 5 saal pehle be yehe batya tha
Girl: Dekha larkiya zuban ke kitne pakki hote hai
Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?
Dr: Shadi ker lo.
Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?
Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.
I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.
So I took a nap!
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
Indian players going back on the flight to India.
Air Hostess: Some coffee Sir?
Indian Player: Yes
Air Hostess: Mocha or Latte?
Indian Player: Espresso Hi De Do… Mauka Haath Se Nikal Geya Aur Latte India Mein Khayenge.