Funny Chutkule Sms Messages

  • Kela: sharmaty huay
    Akhrot:Mri shakal dimagh jesi hy
    Bhindi:Me to ungli ki tarh hu
    Lobia: Me gurdy jesa hun
    Badam: me aankh jaisa
    Kela: sharmaty huay
    Begherto koi hor gal kro
  • Bacha apni Dadi se
    Bacha apni Dadi se:Kya hum humesha 5 hee rahen ge?
    Aap, papa, mom, behan aur main?
    Dadi:
    Nahi jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hum 6 ho jaen ge.
    Bacha:
    Phir behan ki shadi ho gi to hum phir se 5 ho jaen ge na?
    Dadi pyar se:
    Nahi jab tumhara beta ho jaye ga to hum phir 6 ho jaen ge.
    Bacha:
    Phir jab aap marr jaen gi to hum phir se 5 ho jaen gy.
    Dadi:
    Lakh lanat teray hisaab te.
    Kutty deya putra, so ja chup kr ke::
  • daant main kirra leg jaye to
    Agr ap k daant main kirra leg jaye to
    1 2 hafty kuch na khayn.kirra andr hi bhookha mr jaye ga.
    Hahahaha