Facebook FB Status Updates For Your Page

  • I dream of a better tomorrow,
    where chickens can cross the road
    and not be questioned about their motives.
  • Do you know the difference between
    a lady and a woman? A lady does what
    she’s told and a woman does what she dam well pleases!
  • I dream of a better tomorrow,
    where chickens can cross the road
    and not be questioned about their motives.
  • Facebook is like a fridge.
    When you’re bored you keep
    opening and closing it every few
    minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.
  • Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain;
    on the left side, there’s nothing right;
    and on the right side, there’s nothing left.
  • Facebook is a crazy house People
    poke each other all day have an
    imaginary pet farm and talk to walls.

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