Doctor Suggested Full Body Xray to Sardar

Sardar Said to Doctor:
Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

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Judge:
why r u arrested?
Sardar:
for shopping early?
Judge:
well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar:
before opening the shop