First you forget Names
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down
Remember your birthday
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
My dearest friend because a royalty
I wish you all the finest things in life, my dearest friend because a royalty like you deserves the best. Happy Birthday, my precious one. May you have an awesome day.
Longer immediately visible
You know you’re getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.