Bakra Eid Mubarak Funny SMS in Urdu and Hindi

Customer: How much does this cow cost?
Salesman: 5000 Rs.
Customer: isn’t it soo cheap.
Salesman: It is made in China… it might start barking after some days.

Bakra Eid Mubarak

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Qurbani Animal is available.. Price is Just

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20 Rupee balance on my mobile phone number…
Bakra Eid Mubarak

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Bakra Eid Special

(Wanted)
“Agar Ek Bar Me Gosht Bhej Do
TU
Dobara Mangne Mat Ana”

(Bodyguard)
“Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Krna
K
Mujhse Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna”

(Dabbang)
“Hum Tumhe Itna Gosht Bhejenge
K
Tum Confuse Ho Jaoge K Qurbani Mene Ki Hai Ya Tumne” =P =D

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Teri Yadon Ki Hifazat Mai Kese kron Ga?

Mera Ty Apna Koi Lela Khol K Le Gya

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Advanc Eidul Azha Mubark.